I was tired of people dmming me just "hi", so I made this - NoGreeting

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most people on social media don't know how to text they think starting with a greeting and waiting for a response is kind because that's telephone etiquette, but don't understand that doing that over text is like someone calling you, saying "hello," then putting YOU on hold. literally making the other person do extra work to find out what you want. so I made this website Instead of spending time explaining them this concept (and maybe coming off as very rude), I just keep this in my bio or send them this link when they do. Pick your name. Pick the greeting trigger. Get a link. (optionally select one of the 16 languages) They get a friendly explanation of why leading with context matters. You save 10 minutes. Everyone wins. Train your network to respect your time by being clear about what you need. Life's too short for message ping-pong with strangers. PS: this builds on the legacy of nohello.net but adds the option of other greetings and adding custom names in the messages also open source! https://github.com/Kuberwastaken/nogreeting

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