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I built my own ORM – roast my code?

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I built my own ORM – roast my code?

I am new to js, so please go all out w/ the roasting.

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Hacker NewsStrong engagement from HN community · Missing: https docs, excited, just released
59%59% predicted probability of success on Hacker News, based on ML models trained on real launch data.
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Product HuntOn track for Day 1 leaderboard · Strong signals: new, code · Missing: mac, agents, macos
56%56% predicted probability of success on Product Hunt, based on ML models trained on real launch data.
AppSumoMay struggle as an AppSumo deal · Missing: plus, platform, intuitive
47%47% predicted probability of success on AppSumo, based on ML models trained on real launch data.
TrustMRRLess likely to generate early MRR · Missing: mobile apps, ios, personal
28%28% predicted probability of success on TrustMRR, based on ML models trained on real launch data.
Indie HackersIH features products with proven revenue · Missing: supports, reddit linkedin, podcasting
26%26% predicted probability of success on Indie Hackers, based on ML models trained on real launch data.
Acquire.comPre-revenue stage for this audience · Missing: arr, mrr, revenue
23%23% predicted probability of success on Acquire.com, based on ML models trained on real launch data.
BetaListMay not resonate with beta-testers · Missing: web3, chat, crypto
16%16% predicted probability of success on BetaList, based on ML models trained on real launch data.

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