Severance Wellness Session

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For Severance fans in need of a relaxing break from their Macrodata Refinement, I made a site where you can get your very own Wellness Session! If you haven't watched the show: There are these strange therapy sessions where the characters who are stuck at work (because they have no memory of the outside world, the "Innies") are told odd but comforting facts about their "Outie" life. I replicated the audio of the sessions using a fish-speech TTS model cloned from the therapist's actress, and displayed the facts on-screen with a WebGL-rendered terminal, styled like the ones used by the protagonists. Deployed from home with K3s, GH Actions etc.

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