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Worst programming language written in less than an hour
Hacker NewsWorst programming language written in less than an hour
Unfinished side project inspared by JavaScript It's just a stupid interpeter for my poor language
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Analyze your own launch →Hacker NewsStrong engagement from HN community · Strong signals: ide · Missing: https docs, excited, just released82%82% predicted probability of success on Hacker News, based on ML models trained on real launch data.
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Product HuntOn track for Day 1 leaderboard · Missing: mac, agents, macos56%56% predicted probability of success on Product Hunt, based on ML models trained on real launch data.
Indie HackersFits the IH revenue-focused audience · Missing: supports, reddit linkedin, podcasting54%54% predicted probability of success on Indie Hackers, based on ML models trained on real launch data.
TrustMRRLess likely to generate early MRR · Missing: mobile apps, ios, personal45%45% predicted probability of success on TrustMRR, based on ML models trained on real launch data.
AppSumoMay struggle as an AppSumo deal · Missing: plus, platform, intuitive32%32% predicted probability of success on AppSumo, based on ML models trained on real launch data.
Acquire.comPre-revenue stage for this audience · Missing: arr, mrr, revenue21%21% predicted probability of success on Acquire.com, based on ML models trained on real launch data.
BetaListMay not resonate with beta-testers · Missing: web3, chat, crypto16%16% predicted probability of success on BetaList, based on ML models trained on real launch data.
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