All of Porkbun's Waiting Messages

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Not sure if anyone noticed this before, but I always had fun with the waiting messages from porkbun.com Today I had a particularly slow domain purchase, and I think I got to see all of them at once while waiting for the payment to go through They're all returned as part of the repeated calls to check the order status (https://porkbun.com/api/orders/checkOrderStatus), the response looks like this: { "error":0, "orderStatus":"0", "processingStatus":"going out to lunch", "item_count":"10", "items_processed":"8" } Here's the whole list: "waiting for book six" "going out to lunch" "sharpening pitchforks" "for great justice" "bringing it on" "herding piglets" "washing the dishes" "getting jiggy with it" "42" "kissing a gift fish" "testing your patience" "slaying the dragon" "drifting" "realigning zone file" "listening to smooth jaz" "shuffling bits" "slobbering uncontrollably" "syncing the blockchain" "putting out liguid ice fire" "0110110001101111011101100110010100100000011110010110111101110101" "eating a sandwich" "digesting unoriented object" "fueling up flux capacitors" "oinking" "passively aggressing" "testing your patience" "sending obscure XML port mapper" "going out to lunch" "realigning zone file" "shuffling bits" "buying handshake names" "calculating nonsense factor" "mining altcoins" "hold on to your buns"

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